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<option>I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.
―Lazarus</option>

<option>Hi. Is White Wolf there?
―FyreFly</option>

<option>... How many attacks can I take?
―Kirkland</option>

<option>Help him suppress me!
―FyreFly</option>

<option>He looked like he was craving some cock.
―Bob A'Par</option>

<option>"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"
―FyreFly & Olaf</option>

<option>Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?
―Ross</option>

<option>He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.
―Drue</option>

<option>Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?
―FyreFly</option>

<option>Give me broom. I kill him with broom.
―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity FyreFly played in Hengeyokai</option>

<option>I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.
―Xyza</option>

<option>Two priests...one boy.
―Olaf</option>

<option>I'm bringin Simhatta back...
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.
―Olaf</option>

<option>This is a 1 right? Not a 7...
―Drue</option>

<option>Lazarus: "I set up camp."
Husk: "I don't stop you."
Lazarus: "Are you gonna help?!?"</option>

<option>Stench and plummage.
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>I get on my tiger... which has stealth.
―Kevik</option>

<option>I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna buy case.
―Drue</option>

<option>Hawk: "Some people call me The White Leopard."
Frost: "What's your real name?"
Hawk: "Uh... You can call me Hawk."</option>

<option>Kaliph's henchman: "Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"
Severnaya: "...Progress."</option>

<option>"So... Why did we poison the food again?"
―Severnaya</option>

<option>Severnaya: "I don't like this plan."
Mnemon Chronus: "It's a little late."</option>

<option>Haraku: "What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."
Severnaya: ..."No, he's a dick."</option>

<option>Haraku: "Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."
Frost: ..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."</option>

<option>"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"
―Frost</option>

<option>It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.</option>

<option>Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.
―Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>

<option>Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.
―Alchemical Exalted</option>

<option>"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Liechtensteins."
That's gonna take at least 5 parsecs.
―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option>

<option>"I didn't know what we were doing! Are we just thinking?!?"
―Brian</option>

<option>Zealot: "He could just send me a wind-carried words."
Fay: "That's a waste of essence."
Zealot: "You're a waste of essence."</option>

<option>"We don't really look for food..."
―Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue</option>

<option>"... There was a mishap."
―Fay Morgana</option>

<option>"I had a thought... It was... fairly rash."
―Lord of the Ashen Cloud</option>

<option>"Would say my cover is... blown?"
―Zealot of Iconoclastic Virtue</option>

<option>"Don't turn it off, turn it up."
―The Circle with No Name</option>

<option>Ash: "That's not believable."
Opal: "Why not?!"
Ash: "Look at me... I'm not from a shitty town."</option>

<option>Disgruntled Treasury administrator: "I think we're finished here."
Ash: "... I'm willing to accept that."</option>

<option>Doc & Eric: "What's wrong with Oakland?"
Pandora Radio: (gunshots)</option>

<option>Anastasia: "Wex, coast is clear."
<gunshot>
Anastasia: "Are you okay?"</option>

<option>Anastasia: "Coast is clear!"
Wex: "Don't trust her."
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<option>"I lay down suppressive fire at all 10 children."
―FyreFly (as Doc)</option>

<option>Doc: "Hello Ms. Valentine."
Eve Ballentine: "Ballentine."
Doc: "That's what I said."</option>

<option>Little Timmy: "I'm hungry."
Anastasia: "Eat your fingers."</option>

<option>"We need help... but no one in their right mind would listen to us."
―Georgio Paeliotheodorus</option>

<option>"Quarantine this!"
―Frank the Tank</option>

<option>Brian: "This still shouldn't be a problem for Barry."
rolls dice
Brian: "Oh Barry."</option>

<option>Barry Stearns: "This money is only for emergency situations."
Doc: "This is and emergency situation, Barrington."</option>

<option>"I have a question... do we still have the radioactive sedan?"
―Eric Black</option>

<option>Eric: "That's why I'm Special Agent."
Doc: "You are special."</option>

<option>Sidereals increase this Background through a great expenditure of time and effort, or by using the Ride Charm Breaking the Wild Mortal.
―The Manual of Exalted Power: Sidereals, Second Edition, p. 102</option> ion>

<option>Castor: "Should we put stormtrooper armor on?"
Coryn: "I don't know, I kind of like my armor."</option>

<option>"Just give me the code for free drinks, droid."
―Jet</option>

<option>"I prefer to use my mouth, not my blaster."
―Jet</option>

<option>"Rain fire down upon them!"
―Jet</option>

<option>"The signal is going to be: he shoots you."
―Nexu</option>

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