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<option>I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.
―Lazarus</option>

<option>Hi. Is White Wolf there?
―FyreFly</option>

<option>Help him suppress me!
―FyreFly</option>

<option>He looked like he was craving some cock.
―Bob A'Par</option>

<option>"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"
―FyreFly & Olaf</option>

<option>Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?
―Ross</option>

<option>He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.
―Drue</option>

<option>Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?
―FyreFly</option>

<option>Give me broom. I kill him with broom.
―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity FyreFly played in Hengeyokai</option>

<option>I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.
―Xyza</option>

<option>Two priests...one boy.
―Olaf</option>

<option>I'm bringin Simhatta back...
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.
―Olaf</option>

<option>This is a 1 right? Not a 7...
―Drue</option>

<option>"I set up camp.".."I don't stop you."..."Are you gonna help?!?"
―Lazarus & Husk</option>

<option>Stench and plummage.
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.
―Macabreengel</option>

<option>I get on my tiger... which has stealth.
―Kevik</option>

<option>I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna by case.
―Drue</option>

<option>"Some people call me The White Leopard." "What's your real name?" "Uh... You can call me Hawk."
―Hawk</option>

<option>"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?" "...Progress."
―Kaliph's henchman and Severnaya as Kaliph</option>

<option>"So... Why did we poison the food again?"
―Severnaya</option>

<option>"I don't like this plan."..."It's a little late"
―Severnaya & Chronus</option>

<option>"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."..."No, he's a dick."
―Haraku & Severnaya</option>

<option>"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."
―Haraku & Frost</option>

<option>"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"
―Frost</option>

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