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<option>:I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.

―Lazarus</option>

<option>:Hi. Is White Wolf there?

―FyreFly</option>

<option>:... How many attacks can I take?

―Kirkland</option>

<option>:Help him suppress me!

―FyreFly</option>

<option>:He looked like he was craving some cock.

―Bob A'Par</option>

<option>:"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."

―FyreFly</option>

<option>:"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."

―FyreFly</option>

<option>:"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"

―FyreFly & Olaf</option>

<option>:Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?

―Ross</option>

<option>:He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.

―Drue</option>

<option>:Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?

―FyreFly</option>

<option>:Give me broom. I kill him with broom.

―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity FyreFly played in Hengeyokai</option>

<option>:I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.

―Xyza</option>

<option>:Two priests...one boy.

―Olaf</option>

<option>:I'm bringin Simhatta back...

―Macabreengel</option>

<option>:Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.

―Olaf</option>

<option>:This is a 1 right? Not a 7...

―Drue</option>

<option>:Lazarus: "I set up camp."

Husk: "I don't stop you."

Lazarus: "Are you gonna help?!?"</option>

<option>:Stench and plummage.

―Macabreengel</option>

<option>:In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.

―Macabreengel</option>

<option>:I get on my tiger... which has stealth.

―Kevik</option>

<option>:I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna by case.

―Drue</option>

<option>:Hawk: "Some people call me The White Leopard."

Frost: "What's your real name?"

Hawk: "Uh... You can call me Hawk."

―Hawk</option>

<option>:Kaliph's henchman: "Was there something you wanted to see, sir?"

Severnaya: "...Progress."</option>

<option>:"So... Why did we poison the food again?"

―Severnaya</option>

<option>:Severnaya: "I don't like this plan."

Mnemon Chronus: "It's a little late"</option>

<option>:Haraku: "What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."

Severnaya: ..."No, he's a dick."</option>

<option>:Haraku: "Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."

Frost: ..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."</option>

<option>:"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"

―Frost</option>

<option>:It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.</option>

<option>:Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.

―Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>

<option>:Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.

―Alchemical Exalted</option>

<option>:"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Liechtenstein's."

That's gonna take at least 5 parasecs.

―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option>

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