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<option>I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.
―Lazarus</option>

<option>Hi. Is White Wolf there?
―FyreFly</option>

<option>Help him suppress me!
―FyreFly</option>

<option>He looked like he was craving some cock.
―Bob A'Par</option>

<option>"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."
―FyreFly</option>

<option>"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"
―FyreFly & Olaf</option>

<option>Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?
―Ross</option>

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