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<option>I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.
―Lazarus</option>
<option>Hi. Is White Wolf there?
―FyreFly</option>
<option>Help him suppress me!
―FyreFly</option>
<option>He looked like he was craving some cock.
―Bob A'Par</option>
<option>I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."
―FyreFly</option>
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