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<option>:I'm asking the questions here, Rajellious.
- ―Lazarus</option>
<option>:Hi. Is White Wolf there?
- ―FyreFly</option>
<option>:... How many attacks can I take?
- ―Kirkland</option>
<option>:Help him suppress me!
- ―FyreFly</option>
<option>:He looked like he was craving some cock.
- ―Bob A'Par</option>
<option>:"I need to rent a jack hammer"..."For what?"..."A sidewalk issue."..."Sir, sidewalks are public property."..."I'm aware."
- ―FyreFly</option>
<option>:"A playboy?"..."Yea, a playboy."..."What exactly does a playboy do?"..."Ya know, stuff."
- ―FyreFly</option>
<option>:"What do you think the most dangerous animal is?"..."Humans."..."Cubans!?!?"
<option>:Can I take appearance zero and be invisible?
- ―Ross</option>
<option>:He's into hunting... ...He also happens to be into fencing.
- ―Drue</option>
<option>:Are they just like, standard jet ski machine guns, or what?
- ―FyreFly</option>
<option>:Give me broom. I kill him with broom.
- ―Whatever kung-fu wielding monstrosity FyreFly played in Hengeyokai</option>
<option>:I think we're gonna need a new talking stone.
- ―Xyza</option>
<option>:Two priests...one boy.
- ―Olaf</option>
<option>:I'm bringin Simhatta back...
- ―Macabreengel</option>
<option>:Husk eyes the bird quaintly with mouth full of meat.
- ―Olaf</option>
<option>:This is a 1 right? Not a 7...
- ―Drue</option>
<option>:"I set up camp.".."I don't stop you."..."Are you gonna help?!?"
<option>:Stench and plummage.
- ―Macabreengel</option>
<option>:In Soviet Russia pussy lick you.
- ―Macabreengel</option>
<option>:I get on my tiger... which has stealth.
- ―Kevik</option>
<option>:I'm going to buy a case of cubans...I'm probably not gonna by case.
- ―Drue</option>
<option>:"Some people call me The White Leopard." "What's your real name?" "Uh... You can call me Hawk."
- ―Hawk</option>
<option>:"Was there something you wanted to see, sir?" "...Progress."
- ―Kaliph's henchman and Severnaya as Kaliph</option>
<option>:"So... Why did we poison the food again?"
- ―Severnaya</option>
<option>:"I don't like this plan."..."It's a little late"
- ―Severnaya & Mnemon Chronus</option>
<option>:"What's wrong with Counselor Dave? He's a nice guy."..."No, he's a dick."
<option>:"Being stupidly loyal to your employer has it's benefits."..."Hopefully being stupidly disloyal does too..."
<option>:"Maybe we can just frustrate them into leaving?"
- ―Frost</option>
<option>:It's not a perfect job, but it's a beautiful job.</option>
<option>:Characters will occasionally cooperate on tasks.
- ―Exalted: Second Edition Core Rulebook, page 125</option>
<option>:Lincoln wins the prize, but the codpiece did some damage.
- ―Alchemical Exalted</option>
<option>:"I'm gonna need to look up the conversion factor to Lichtenstein's." : That's gonna take at least 5 parasecs.
- ―Dan, Tony, & Brian</option>
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